Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

Calling Earth a "Loser," Trump Vows to Make Better Deal With New Planet
02 June 17

Trump Says Sleeping Only Four Hours a Day Not Affecting His Ability to Cljjryff
01 June 17

Trump Says He Does Not Know Jared Kushner Very Well
28 May 2017

Republican Health-Care Plan Lacks Coverage for Injuries Resulting From Body Slamming
26 May 2017

Remaining Countries on Trump's Itinerary Say They'd Rather Wait a Month and Meet With the Next President
25 May 2017

Nation Favors Travel Ban on Person Who Has Recently Visited Muslim Country
21 May 2017

Paul Ryan Sets Google News Alert for the Moment When Trump Becomes Unpopular Enough to Betray
18 MY 2017

Three Russian Spies Meet in the Oval Office
16 May 2017

French Annoyingly Retain Right to Claim Intellectual Superiority Over Americans
08 May 2017

Trump Supporters Celebrate Imminent Loss of Their Health Insurance
05 May 17